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Otázky a odpovede na šermiarsky súboj s pirátmi v hre The Secret of Monkey Island:
Poznámka: Za znamienkom „>“ je uvedená otázka, za „-“ potom odpoveď.Pokiaľ je na danú otázku zaznamenaných viacej odpovedí, prvá je uvedená pravdepodobne najlepšia odpoveď a alternatívne odpovede sú pod ňou.
>This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
-And I’ve got a little tip for you. Get the POINT?
>Soon you’ll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab.
-First you’d better stop waving it around like a feather-duster.
-I’m shaking! I’m shaking!
>My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
-So you got that job as janitor, after all.
-I’m shaking! I’m shaking!
>People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
-Even before they smell your beath?
>I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
-He must have tought you everything you know.
-I am rubber, you are glue.
-Oh yeah?
>Nobody’s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
-You run that fast?
-Oh yeah?
-I’m shaking! I’m shaking!
-I am rubber, you are glue.
>You fight like a dairy farmer.
-How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
>I’ve got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
-I hope now you’ve learned to stop picking your nose.
>Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
-Why, did you want to borrow one?
>I’ve heard you are a contemptible sneak.
-Too bad no one’s ever heard of you at all.
>You’re no match for my brains, you poor fool.
-I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them.
-Oh yeah?
>You have the manners of beggar.
-I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me.
>I’m not going to take your insolence sitting down!
-Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
-I’m shaking! I’m shaking!
>There are no words for how disgusting you are.
-Yes there are. You just never learned them.
-Oh yeah?
-I am rubber, you are glue.
>I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you.
-I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
>Boy are you ugly.
-I’m insulted you’d even try to use that insult on me!
-What’s the matter? Just get out of Sword fighting class?
-Ha! Is that the best you can come up with?
>What an idiot!
-Ha! Is that the best you can come up with?
-What’s the matter? Just get out of Sword fighting class?
-What an amateur insult!
>You call yourself a pirate!
-I’m insulted you’d even try to use that insult on me!
-What’s the matter? Just get out of Sword fighting class?
-What an amateur insult!